• The UFO — Cow Pendulum Wall Clock - Clock - Chaos & Wit
  • The UFO — Cow Pendulum Wall Clock - Clock - Chaos & Wit
  • The UFO — Cow Pendulum Wall Clock - Clock - Chaos & Wit
  • The UFO — Cow Pendulum Wall Clock - Clock - Chaos & Wit
  • The UFO — Cow Pendulum Wall Clock - Clock - Chaos & Wit
  • The UFO — Cow Pendulum Wall Clock - Clock - Chaos & Wit
  • The UFO — Cow Pendulum Wall Clock - Clock - Chaos & Wit
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Chaos & Wit

UFO Cow Abduction Pendulum Wall Clock, Novelty Décor

UFO Cow Abduction Pendulum Wall Clock, Novelty Décor

$99.00 USD
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She didn't ask for this. But here she is. The UFO wall clock features a resigned cow suspended mid-abduction in a fluorescent green tractor beam 'and yes, she's the pendulum. She swings back and forth, keeping time with the quiet dignity of someone who has fully accepted their situation. The UFO itself is hand-assembled in our Texas workshop from two-tone metallic acrylic 'brushed aluminum fading to black 'with laser-engraved surface detailing that gives it real depth and dimension. The tractor beam is fluorescent green gloss acrylic. The cow is puzzle-fit matte acrylic in white, black, and pink, facing away from the viewer because she has seen enough. At 17.5 inches wide, this is not accent decor. This is a statement, a conversation starter, and arguably a spiritual experience. Details: 17.5" wide x 17" tall. Layered metallic acrylic UFO body with laser-engraved detail. Two-tone brushed aluminum to black metallic acrylic, Fluorescent green gloss acrylic tractor beam. Puzzle-fit matte acrylic cow pendulum (white, black, pink). Silent quartz movement. Batteries (needs 2 AA) not included. Hanging hardware included. Assembled in the USA. Chaos & Wit makes small batch handcrafted goods for people who are tired of decor that looks like everyone else's. Ca-Caw

• On this wall clock with a pendulum, THE COW IS THE PENDULUM. YES, REALLY. 'A resigned cow, suspended in a fluorescent green tractor beam, swings back and forth as your clock keeps time. She's not fighting it. She's made her peace.

• The UFO body is two-tone brushed aluminum to black metallic acrylic with detailing. The tractor beam is fluorescent green gloss. The cow is white, black, and a very dignified pink.

• At nearly 18" wide it is a large wall clock, with a pendulum of a swinging cow , it will be the first thing anyone notices when they walk into the room. Hand-assembled in our north Texas workshop.

• SILENT QUARTZ MOVEMENT, the mechanism is silent. Requires 2 AA Batteries (not included), ready to hang straight out of the box.

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