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The Dandy — Crow Wall Clock

The Dandy — Crow Wall Clock

Regular price $99.00 USD
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A dapper crow in a top hat presides over your wall with quiet authority. The Dandy is a wall clock featuring an original crow giving off dark academia vibes, dapper, deadpan, and absolutely judging your previous interior design choices. Copper mirror and silver mirror pieces catch and reflect light throughout the day in a way that flat wall art can’t touch.

This isn’t a mass-produced clock. Every piece is fit by hand, which means what arrives at your door was made by actual humans who cared about getting it right. Weird home decor made with intent. Wall art that actually tells time.

HANDMADE & ASSEMBLED IN THE USA BY CHAOS & WIT — Small batch, made with intention, shipped with care from Texas.

Features

  • Laser-cut acrylic — crisp lines, no chipping, no fading
  • Silent quartz movement — ticks without an audible tick, so you can hear yourself think
  • Single-point wall mount — hangs on a nail or picture hook
  • One AA battery not included

Dimensions

Approx. 12" W × 12" H

Materials

Laser-cut acrylic, quartz clock movement

Care

Dust gently with a dry microfiber cloth. Avoid direct sunlight — The Dandy is dramatic, and acrylic fades. Keep him in the library, or at least somewhere with good lighting and better books.

Made for

Dark academia devotees, gothic home decor enthusiasts, Halloween-year-round types, weird gift-givers, and anyone who thinks a clock should have a personality (and a vocabulary).

The fine print

Each piece is hand-finished in our small studio. Small variations in finish, alignment, or laser score are normal — they're part of the charm, not a defect. Acrylic colours read slightly differently on every screen; our photography is as accurate as we can get it, but the in-person piece is the final word.

Ca-Caw.

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