PUNKS NOT DEAD — AND NEITHER IS YOUR WALL!
Sid has a manifesto, Sid knows where he’s going. Dressed, composed, and absolutely in route to The Roxy in London with no time for delays. Rich in color, impeccable in attitude, and the kind of clock that makes people lean in and then immediately want to know the lore. If your walls have been playing it safe, Sid has thoughts about that and it’s available in four Mohawk colors: pink, green, blue, and black.
The Punk Otter wall clock is 11.5 inches of precision and chaos and we mean that as the highest possible compliment. An engraved brick background sits behind a punk otter in a black leatherette vest with engraved detailing, individual Safety pins, mirrored dripping crown graffiti, gloss anarchy symbol, metallic safety pins and spikes. Every single element is a separate piece, fit together by hand with tight tolerances. This is not a simple clock. It is an unreasonable amount of work, and it shows.
HANDMADE & ASSEMBLED IN THE USA BY CHAOS & WIT — Small batch, made with intention, shipped with care from Texas.
Hang him anywhere. He'll make it cooler. That's just physics.
Features
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Laser-cut acrylic with detailed mohawk, pinned denim vest, and studded collar
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Silent quartz movement (ironic — Sid is not a quiet otter)
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Wall mount ready
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One AA battery included
Dimensions
Approx. 11.5" W × 11.5" H
Materials
Laser-cut acrylic, quartz clock movement
Care
Wipe clean with a dry cloth. Do not expose to direct sunlight, open flame, or three-chord apathy.
Made for
Punk rock fans, alt home decor enthusiasts, otter lovers (yes, that's a genre), edgy gift-givers, tattoo studio stylists, and anyone whose playlist is 90% under three minutes.
The fine print
Each piece is hand-finished in our small studio. Small variations in finish, alignment, or laser score are part of the charm, not a defect. Acrylic colours read slightly differently on every screen; the in-person piece is the final word.
Ca-Caw.
