{"product_id":"sid-the-otter-punk-rock-wall-clock","title":"Sid the Otter — Punk Rock Wall Clock","description":"\u003cdiv data-ogsc=\"rgb(0, 0, 0)\"\u003ePUNKS NOT DEAD — AND NEITHER IS YOUR WALL!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-ogsc=\"rgb(0, 0, 0)\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-ogsc=\"rgb(0, 0, 0)\"\u003eSid has a manifesto, Sid knows where he’s going. Dressed, composed, and absolutely in route to The Roxy in London with no time for delays. Rich in color, impeccable in attitude, and the kind of clock that makes people lean in and then immediately want to know the lore. If your walls have been playing it safe, Sid has thoughts about that and it’s available in four Mohawk colors: pink, green, blue, and black.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-ogsc=\"rgb(0, 0, 0)\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-ogsc=\"rgb(0, 0, 0)\"\u003eThe Punk Otter wall clock is 11.5 inches of precision and chaos and we mean that as the highest possible compliment. An engraved brick background sits behind a punk otter in a black leatherette vest with engraved detailing, individual Safety pins, mirrored dripping crown graffiti, gloss anarchy symbol, metallic safety pins and spikes. Every single element is a separate piece, fit together by hand with tight tolerances. This is not a simple clock. It is an unreasonable amount of work, and it shows.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-ogsc=\"rgb(0, 0, 0)\"\u003eHANDMADE \u0026amp; ASSEMBLED IN THE USA BY CHAOS \u0026amp; WIT — Small batch, made with intention, shipped with care from our North Texas studio.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-ogsc=\"rgb(0, 0, 0)\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-ogsc=\"rgb(0, 0, 0)\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHang him anywhere. He'll make it cooler. That's just physics.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-ogsc=\"rgb(0, 0, 0)\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-ogsc=\"rgb(0, 0, 0)\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraph\"\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrecision-crafted acrylic with detailed mohawk, pinned denim vest, and studded collar\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraph\"\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSilent quartz movement (ironic — Sid is not a quiet otter)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraph\"\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWall mount ready\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraph\"\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne AA battery not included\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDimensions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApprox. 11.5\" W × 11.5\" H\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterials\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrecision-crafted acrylic, quartz clock movement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWipe clean with a dry cloth. Do not expose to direct sunlight, open flame, or three-chord apathy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade for\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePunk rock fans, alt home decor enthusiasts, otter lovers (yes, that's a genre), edgy gift-givers, tattoo studio stylists, and anyone whose playlist is 90% under three minutes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe fine print\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach piece is hand-finished in our small studio. Small variations in finish, alignment, or laser score are part of the charm, not a defect. Acrylic colours read slightly differently on every screen; the in-person piece is the final word.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCa-Caw.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos \u0026 Wit","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53713134518638,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/4939\/3262\/files\/otter-clock-01-hero.jpg?v=1786554285","url":"https:\/\/www.chaosandwit.com\/products\/sid-the-otter-punk-rock-wall-clock","provider":"Chaos \u0026 Wit","version":"1.0","type":"link"}