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She's fine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is the clock for people whose homes are 30% kitsch, 70% conversation starter, and 100% unwilling to take themselves seriously.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraph\"\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLaser-cut acrylic saucer with motorized swinging cow pendulum\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraph\"\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSilent quartz movement\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraph\"\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGentle, inevitable pendulum swing\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraph\"\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSingle-point wall mount\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoListParagraph\"\u003e\n\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwo AA batteries included — one for the clock, one for the pendulum\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDimensions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApprox. 17.5\" W × 17\" H\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterials\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLaser-cut acrylic (metallic silver saucer), quartz clock movement, clear pendulum rod\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDust gently with a dry cloth. Do not submerge. Do not attempt to return her to Earth — she has made peace with it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade for\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSci-fi fans, cryptid enthusiasts, anyone who owns more than two alien figurines, and that one friend whose apartment is a museum of weird.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe fine print\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach piece is hand-finished in our small studio. Small variations in finish, alignment, or laser score are part of the charm, not a defect. Acrylic colours read slightly differently on every screen; the in-person piece is the final word.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCa-Caw.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chaos \u0026 Wit","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53712187392366,"sku":null,"price":179.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/4939\/3262\/files\/UFO-clock-pendulum-cow-abduction-hero.png?v=1779396653"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.chaosandwit.com\/collections\/the-ufo-collection.oembed","provider":"Chaos \u0026 Wit","version":"1.0","type":"link"}